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Poor man's productivity trick

Poor man's productivity trick

Have you ever joined a large organization? One with a quarter million employees? Their process is fascinating. You receive hundreds of emails to set up different software. You get a machine mailed to you. Your badge comes from FedEx. The onboarding process is long and tedious. When you finally get an account set up, they direct you to Jira, where several other steps need to be completed before you can start working.

Paying for the rides I took 8 years ago

Paying for the rides I took 8 years ago

What does it mean when we say that investors are subsidizing the price of a service? We often hear that ChatGPT is not profitable, despite some users paying $20 a month, or others up to $200 a month. The business is still losing money despite everything we're paying. To stay afloat, OpenAI and other AI companies have to use money from their investors to cover operations until they find a way to generate sustainable income.

We have all we need to make mass surveillance a reality

We have all we need to make mass surveillance a reality

I was watching a movie when I got a random notification from Google Maps on my phone. I never get notifications from this app unless I'm doing turn-by-turn navigation. This one was titled "Timeline," and Google was requesting if I wanted to turn on backups for this feature. This section of Google Maps that I had never visited drew a timeline of every place I've ever visited: home, work, grocery store, etc. All this without me explicitly asking it to track these things. Now I see where I go to lunch every day, I see where I walk, drive, shop, and everything in between. It got me thinking: All the tools for mass surveillance are in place. And they are not going away.

Do I Leave the Laptop at the Office?

Do I Leave the Laptop at the Office?

A few years back, I worked at an AI startup as the first hired engineer. All of us could fit in a four-space cubicle, sharing an office with multiple startups. As you can imagine, when you're trying to get a startup off the ground, you have to put in the hours. Every day I would drive to the beautiful city of Venice Beach, California, cram into our little space, and type as much code as I could fit in a day. Then I would pack the laptop back into my bag and drive right back home.

The Natural Path to Gamblification

The Natural Path to Gamblification

I had a 383-day streak on Duolingo. Three hundred and eighty-three days of that green owl peeking through my notifications, reminding me that my streak was in danger. I wrote about how I never actually learned Spanish from Duo, but I kept coming back. Not for the language, but for the streak. The number itself became the point.

All AI Videos Are Harmful

All AI Videos Are Harmful

When OpenAI released the first version of Sora, I was excited. For years, I'd had this short story sitting on my hard drive, something I'd written long ago and always dreamed of bringing to life as a short film. The only problem was I didn't have the expertise to shoot a movie, and my Blender 3D skills are rusty for lack of use. But Sora promised something different. I could upload my sketches, input my script, and generate the film in my mind. The creative barrier had finally been lifted.

Let users zoom in on mobile devices

Let users zoom in on mobile devices

This is a bit of a rant. Maybe my eyes are not as good as they used to be. When I read an article that has pictures on them, I like to zoom in to see the details. You might think this makes no sense, I just have to pinch the screen to zoom in. You would be right, but some websites intentionally prevent you from zooming in.

We Should Call Them Macroservices

We Should Call Them Macroservices

I love the idea of microservices. When there's a problem on your website, you don't need to fix and redeploy your entire codebase. If the issue only affects your authentication service, you can deploy just that one component and call it a day. You've isolated the authentication feature into an independent microservice that can be managed and maintained on its own.

Why my redirect rules from 2013 still work and yours don't

Why my redirect rules from 2013 still work and yours don't

Here is something that makes me proud of my blog. The redirect rule I wrote for my very first article 12 years ago still works! This blog was an experiment. When I designed it, my intention was to try everything possible and not care if it broke. In fact, I often said that if anything broke, it would be an opportunity for me to face a new challenge and learn. What I didn't take into account was that some things are much harder to fix than others. More specifically: URLs.

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The Machine Fired Me

The Machine Fired Me

It was 7am when my phone rang. Instead of an alarm, it was my recruiter disturbing me from a pleasant dream. It was too early for a phone call or to be caught off guard, so I did not answer. I went to take a shower and get ready for the day. On my way to work, I listened to the voice mail she had left.

Download a file from the command line in Windows

Download a file from the command line in Windows

As a Linux user, I can't help but spend most of my time on the command line. Not that the GUI is not efficient, but there are things that are simply faster to do with the keyboard.

I use Zip Bombs to Protect my Server

I use Zip Bombs to Protect my Server

The majority of the traffic on the web is from bots. For the most part, these bots are used to discover new content. These are RSS Feed readers, search engines crawling your content, or nowadays AI bots crawling content to power LLMs. But then there are the malicious bots. These are from spammers, content scrapers or hackers. At my old employer, a bot discovered a wordpress vulnerability and inserted a malicious script into our server. It then turned the machine into a botnet used for DDOS. One of my first websites was yanked off of Google search entirely due to bots generating spam. At some point, I had to find a way to protect myself from these bots. That's when I started using zip bombs.

Just Fired

a book by Ibrahim Diallo

After the explosive reception of my story, The Machine Fired Me, I set out to write a book to tell the before and after.

I started as a minimum wage laborer in Los Angeles and I set out to reach the top of the echelon in Silicon Valley. Every time I made a step forward, I was greeted with the harsh changing reality of the modern work space.

Getting fired is no longer reserved to those who mess up. Instead, it's a popular company strategy to decrease expenses and increase productivity.

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Are you new to JavaScript?

JavaScript can be a little bit challenging at first. There are a few things that once mastered will make your journey smoother. These are the little things that I want to explain to you here. I make the frustrating things as friendly as possible so you don't have to stress over it.

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Every little corner has a story. Sometimes a camera tells the story and a picture is worth a thousand words.

There are professional photographers and then there is me who happens to have a camera on my phone. Here's to what came out.