Let's be honest, the financial landscape feels… weird lately. For years, the mantra for most investors has been clear: diversify, buy stable index funds, and let time work its magic. It wasn't the most thrilling advice, but it was generally sound. The idea was that the underlying fundamentals of the economy and the companies within it would eventually drive long-term returns.
But what happens when those fundamentals start to feel like they're shifting beneath our feet? Recent events, particularly the increasing chatter and implementation of tariffs under the new administration, are throwing a wrench into the traditional playbook. Suddenly, the predictable seems less so.
Just a blink ago, we were all navigating the dizzying heights of the AI bubble. Slap "AI" onto your company name, and poof, your stock price would seemingly levitate. Sound familiar? It should. We've seen this movie before. Remember the crypto craze? Long Island Iced Tea's audacious (and ultimately short-lived) rebrand to Long Blockchain Corp, which sent its stock soaring by a ridiculous 380%, serves as a stark reminder of market irrationality fueled by a trending buzzword.
Now, with tariffs dominating the economic conversation, can we really be surprised if we soon see companies tacking on "Tariff-Proof" or simply "Tariff" to their names, hoping to catch a similar wave of speculative enthusiasm? It feels less like a far-fetched prediction and more like a grim inevitability.
The unsettling truth is that the volatility isn't confined to the usual suspects – the meme stocks and SPACs. Even well-established companies, the supposed pillars of stability with solid fundamentals, are starting to behave like unpredictable slot machines. The daily swings can be stomach-churning, leaving even seasoned investors feeling queasy.

My usual instinct in times of market turbulence is to seek shelter, to find those pockets of stability and ride out the storm. But the chilling reality is, where do we go? With the pervasive nature of potential tariff impacts, it feels like there's no truly "safe" harbor. It's only a matter of time before the ripple effects of these policies find their way into every corner of the market, perhaps even under the perceived safety of our investment beds.
This leaves us in a weird position. Are we, by default, being pushed into the realm of meme stock investing? Is chasing fleeting trends and hoping for viral momentum the only way to potentially outpace the uncertainty and potential erosion of our savings?
The principles of value investing and long-term growth feel increasingly challenged in this environment. While I desperately hope this isn't a final farewell to sensible investing, the current climate feels like we all need to develop Diamond hands and dab our way into retirement.